Me!Me!Me!

This should be easy because I love talking about myself!

The most important thing you need to know about me is that I am a retired Hooter’s Girl. Yes, orange shorts and everything. I was the bar wench for some time. It’s also where I met my husband. You should ask me about our white trash love story sometime, it’s fascinating.

Yeah, that means I am married, nearly eight years now. Some days it feels like eighty, I love the guy though, he tries most of the time.

I have some dogs, three actually. They are spoiled and I like it that way. Please readers, remind me of this when I am cleaning up shit or letting them out at 4 am.

We live in the country. I like naked sunbathing. My neighbors are cows and coyotes. The husband has a raging case of PTSD from war and an accompanying brain injury.

I know a lot. Really, I know pretty much everything there is to know; read the blog and you will see what I mean.

And finally, I hate birds.

One Response to “Me!Me!Me!”

  1. Emma Banks 19/06/2013 at 14:03 #

    Hi there! I had a question for you about possibly collaborating on something and was hoping you could email me back to discuss? Thanks so much!

    – Emma

    emmabanks9 (at) gmail (dot) com

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