Calm the fuck down!

26 Feb

Mother Nature is in control. Seriously, she is. She always is.

As unshocking as this revelation may be, people need to understand it. Also, not breaking news, I am an amateur weather nerd. I love it and I find it absolutely fascinating. I am fortunate enough (most days I think fortunate is the appropriate adjective) to live in a part of the world where the weather experiences actual, defined seasons. Usually four of them per year.

This winter has been full of average temperature days, mild temperature days, and frigid temperature days. In the Midwest, this N-O-R-M-A-L. This is not a pattern we have never experienced before. This is okay. The world isn’t ending yet.

If you have lived my area for any length of time, you know this. You know that extremes are possible and not uncommon. I understand that you don’t like the frigid temperatures, and few people really do, but if you make them the bane of your existence, you have two options to change that.
1. Suck it up and put on a sweater.
2. Move away.
Before you say, “It isn’t that easy to just move away,” I will tell you to shut the hell up. If weather is truly making your life miserable every year, and you bitch about it and make those around you into thoughts of your homicide, then yes it is. Boxes aren’t hard to pack. Admittedly, unpacking sucks though.
As we descend into our 13th or 14th Polar Vortex, calm your tits, light a fire and quit your bitching. If you can’t do those things, I’ll bring you some packing boxes.


One Response to “Calm the fuck down!”

  1. jascun 26/02/2014 at 15:46 #


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