I was attacked last night

1 Mar

I think a mountain lion caught me in my sleep.
At least this means I was sleeping; sleep is rare these days, so I’m sticking with the mountain lion theory. Never mind the fact that all of my doors and windows were shut and locked an that I sleep in the company of Man and three large canine beasts.
I live in the country and therefore a mountain lion is the most reasonable explanation.

FYI: I’m expected to survive.


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